A razor-sharp evisceration of celebrity culture and literary fame, How I Became a Famous Novelist is a satirical novel masquerading as a tell-all memoir. What Pete Tarslaw wants is simple enough: 1. Fame. Realistic amount. Enough to open new avenues of sexual opportunity. Personal assistant to read mail, grocery shop, etc. 2. Financial comfort. Never have a job again. Retire. Spend rest of life... Read more