
Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children
Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better
By: Daniel Foxx
Hardcover | 5 November 2024 | Edition Number 1
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'As if Succession was turned into a series of Ladybird books' - THE TIMES'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLENAuthor and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult! Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!Other magical adventures include:Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.***Contains adult language
ISBN: 9781800962095
ISBN-10: 1800962096
Published: 5th November 2024
Format: Hardcover
Language: English
Number of Pages: 144
Publisher: Octopus
Country of Publication: GB
Edition Number: 1
Dimensions (cm): 22.2 x 15.8 x 1.6
Weight (kg): 0.28
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