"Splat a knob?!" Quirky games!
"Glory be Donald -- we can't go to a county with 2 many eccentrics? GHASTLY, ghastly, GHASTLY.
Dex quipped "U are an eccentric, Herbie, yourself!!!!
"Am I? No, I am NOT. An eccentric is a person or creature that plays with food; rather than eats it!" Herbie's definition.
Why do the donks find Dorset delightful?
Dex redeems himself after tossing knob discs by chatting to lovely elderly donkeys in Devon about the Texan hill country and received an award as a decent donkey.
The visit was an eye opener. The donks are at a disadvantage to help the disadvantaged!!
Crochet is out of the question! Claire is a chronic knitter, too narrow or too wide. An academic Herbie assesses three donks are required to knit a feeble fashion. Can the badgers take over?
Dex and Fran at least can flog raffle tickets and make trendy denim gear for those in need.
Herbie has no intention of being a clown or doing a balancing act. Dex will NOT be a zoo keeper or work in a laundry. Molly won't dig or lay eggs.
The donks agreed rather than disagreed what NOT to do. Read this tail to find more foibles of our beloved donks.
The donks can be contradictory -- who are the drip dryers?
Which inquisitive donks meddle with Master Farmer, Bryan's trench?
Hesta comes very close and stares eye to eye admonishing Master Farmer, Bryan. Why is she the delving donk?
Two swanky pilots zoom -- doom -- dive all over Lincolnshire for cabbages, turnips and do loop the loop.
One smug exhilarated pilot has read the t-towel several times and can reverse and turn the wheel, - but is that enough 'know how' when U are running on fumes?!
Why could civil war -- donk style erupt? Bucking broncho's -- thrills and spills at the derby spectacle. Master Farmer, Bryan with a deft action had thrown a lasso around Molly who objected to a cordless drill and a hole in a seat. Why?
Meanwhile, Fran enters the frey and does more than a warm up, Hesta becomes Miss Moneybags.
Fran wants a snazzy derby and does NOT want a sulkie do.
What is the surprise Fran has up her sleeve?
"We are going to have a hop pocket race" she announces with aplomb; but why is it controversial?!
Herbie recommends Herbie twigs which is fairly straight forward apart from a handover with a yummy prize from where? Transported by who?
Is the donks derby unique?!
