Preface | p. xiii |
Introduction | p. 1 |
Give Yourself a Lit Star Makeover | |
Write | p. 07 |
Dream | p. 16 |
Objectify Yourself | p. 17 |
How I Became a Novelist: An Interview with Marc Acito | p. 20 |
See Yourself as an Artist and an Entrepreneur | p. 25 |
Don't Tell Me You're Too Old | p. 29 |
Embrace Your Genius | p. 29 |
Get Your Heart Smashed, but Just Once or Twice | p. 31 |
How to Stay Flash-proof: An Interview with Julia Alvarez | p. 32 |
Keep Your Mouth Shut | p. 39 |
Choose a Good Vice | p. 41 |
Be Just as Crazy as You Are | p. 41 |
You Have to Be Strong: An Imagined Interview with Haruki Murakami | p. 42 |
Fight for Your Time | p. 47 |
Only Change Your Name If You Have To | p. 49 |
Develop a Superhero Alter Ego | p. 52 |
Watch Out for Stalkers and Wannabes | p. 55 |
Demolish Arrogance | p. 57 |
Ask Magnificent Meteor | p. 60 |
Master Your Craft | |
Discover Your Lineage | p. 67 |
Practice | p. 69 |
Stories Are Like Feral Kittens: An Interview with Ursula K. Le Guin | p. 70 |
Rush It | p. 76 |
Listen | p. 78 |
Study Words | p. 80 |
Don't Say Plethora | p. 82 |
Confessions of an Outcast Writer: An Interview with Floyd Salas | p. 84 |
Take the Book's Dare | p. 90 |
Embody Character | p. 95 |
Become an Architect | p. 97 |
Get Cinematic | p. 101 |
The Tell-All Memoir: An Interview with Michelle Tea | p. 103 |
Lather, Rinse, Repeat | p. 107 |
Relax the Rules | p. 110 |
Get the Hell Back to Writing: An Interview with Dave Barry | p. 111 |
Ask Magnificent Meteor | p. 113 |
Publish Before You're Ready | |
Make a Fool of Yourself | p. 119 |
Write for Strangers | p. 122 |
Start Small | p. 124 |
Ayun Sez Publish Now!: An Interview with Ayun Halliday | p. 125 |
Be an Anthology Slut | p. 128 |
Make a Zine | p. 132 |
It Is What It Is: An Interview with Moe Bowstern | p. 140 |
Ten Excellent Reasons to Self-Publish | p. 148 |
Make Your Own Books | p. 149 |
Volunteer Power and Dirty Gasoline: An Interview with Jim Munroe | p. 152 |
Print on Demand | p. 159 |
All Media at My Command: An Interview with Susie Bright | p. 162 |
Blog This | p. 167 |
Ask Magnificent Meteor | p. 169 |
Play with the Big Dogs | |
Be Nice to Interns | p. 175 |
How to Piss Off an Editor | p. 176 |
Meet Your Deadlines | p. 178 |
Size Matters | p. 179 |
The Possibility of Disaster: An Interview with Dave Eggers | p. 180 |
Don't Submit Blindly to Published Authors | p. 184 |
Revel in Rejection | p. 186 |
When Destiny Calls: An Interview with Bertice Berry | p. 189 |
Write a Proposal | p. 194 |
Get an Agent | p. 196 |
Do Your Homework: An Interview with Cosmic Editor | p. 199 |
Some Perils of Success | p. 209 |
Ask Magnificent Meteor | p. 215 |
Become a Brazen Self-Promoter | |
Learn to Talk | p. 221 |
Grab the Mic | p. 223 |
"I Still Shake Onstage": An Interview with Daphne Gottlieb | p. 225 |
Alert the Press | p. 229 |
When Journalists Are Not Your Friends | p. 234 |
The Queen of Self-Promotion: An Interview with Margaret Cho | p. 236 |
Take to the Radio Waves | p. 240 |
Get Your Book Banned | p. 241 |
Champion Other Lit Stars | p. 245 |
Treat the World as Your Own Personal Clubhouse: An Interview with Erika Lopez | p. 247 |
Organize an Outrageous Headlong Cross-country Tour | p. 253 |
Stand Out on the Corner in a Gorilla Mask and a Pink Tutu | p. 257 |
Don't Insult the Folks Who Show Up | p. 258 |
Send Thank-You Notes | p. 260 |
Remember Why You Came Here | p. 261 |
Acknowledgments | p. 263 |
About the Author | p. 265 |
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