How to Make Love to a Plastic Cup

A Guy's Guide to the World of Infertility

By: Greg Wolfe

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Paperback | 10 August 2010

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“A Guy’s Guide to the World of Infertility,” How to Make Love to a Plastic Cup is a light-hearted, laugh-out-loud funny, yet at the same time helpful and informative handbook to all things infertility-related written with the male wannabe babymaker in mind.

Greg Wolfe went through four cycles of IVF on his rocky journey to fatherhood—and now, with profound sympathy and side-splitting humor, he lays it all out for guys on similar baby-making quests. How to Make Love to a Plastic Cup is not your typical nuts and bolts (no pun intended) medical guide but a helpful handbook designed specifically with the male partner in mind, with answers to his most pressing questions about the infertility process, including:

Why are boxers better than briefs?
How can hamsters help determine what''s wrong with my sperm?
My wife''s already moody enough—why am I injecting her with even more hormones?
Is it necessary for me to fill the whole cup at the fertility clinic?

From understanding a woman''s cycle to "porn etiquette" at the clinic, How to Make Love to a Plastic Cup has everything a man needs to know to get the job done!

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"Who knew? A book about the challenges of infertility that is so funny that at times it's an actual page-turner!... A work that will undoubtedly make the journey to parenthood that much easier, if not downright funnier, for scores of couples lucky enough to have discovered [it]." -- Toni Weschler, bestselling author of Taking Charge of Your Fertility

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Foreword	p. vii
Author's Note	p. ix
Introduction	p. xi
Begin by Putting Tab "A" into Slot "B"	p. 1
Basic Biology for Complete and Utter Dummies (No Offense)	p. 7
You Need to know about this...Period	p. 21
Let's All Play the Blame Game!	p. 39
Great. Now What the Hell are we Supposed to do?	p. 55
IVF: It's very Frustrating!	p. 71
Sperm-A-Lot	p. 109
Real Men Don't Cry (However, they do Sometimes Quietly Sob into Their Pillows)	p. 123
What a Prick!	p. 135
Okay, Seriously, This $#!% Ain't Working!	p. 161
Re: Your Choice of Fertility Doctor	p. 173
So Will you be using Cash, Credit, or your Home Equity Line?	p. 187
Finally!!	p. 199
Afterword: Aka "Post-Partum Impressions"	p. 211
Acknowledgments	p. 215
Glossary	p. 217
Endnotes	p. 231
Index	p. 233
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How to Make Love to a Plastic Cup

A Guy's Guide to the World of Infertility

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