Only Fools and Horses

Happy Returns Rodney's in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is, she's only 19 and 19.5 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum June...

Strained Relations Grandad's funeral brings relations from as far away as North London, including Uncle Albert whose intentions leave Del feeling 'like a turkey who's just caught Bernard Matthews grinning at him'.

Hole In One Rodney's none-too-shrewd investment in suntan oil during 'the worst winter in two million years' demands emergency measures and Uncle Albert decides that it is time to display his only talent - that of falling down holes without any real injury.

It's Only Rock And Roll Instead of the Albert 'all, Rodney's pop group were heading for 'sod all' until Del discovered their commercial potential. As usual, it doesn't quite work out as they'd like...

Sleeping Dogs Lie Del is on to a great new money-making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene's new puppy Duke for a steal at 60 a week should be a doddle...a bit of the old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Duke falls victim to salmonella poisoning.

Watching The Girls Go By Rodders is desperate to find a woman for a party at the Nag's Head. Nothing new? This time he's got a bet on with Mickey and Del's gonna make sure he wins...

As One Door Closes When the bottom falls out of louvre doors, times get hard for the Trotters. But nature will find a way as Del and Rodders go butterfly collecting...