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Peeing is Relieving : 200 original maxims by the world's leading aphorist - Robert Eddison

Peeing is Relieving

200 original maxims by the world's leading aphorist

By: Robert Eddison

Hardcover | 24 March 2022

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Feeling down in the mouth? Then brighten your day with Peeing is Relieving! It's packed with pithy one-liners, like: Fame is when reporters beg to interview your cat and: The British Empire ceased when butlers stopped ironing the morning paper.

As the perfect gift book, Robert Eddison's off-the-wall treasure house of original aphorisms is peppered with rib-tickling illustrations and state-of-the-art Quick Response codes. Scan them with your phone and up I pop to have a laugh with you!

Whether you're on the loo or on your private jet, this is a must-read book of witty maxims by the world's leading aphorist. Enjoy!

About the Author

Robert Eddison is a journalist, public speaker, playwright and world-class aphorist. After graduating from Cambridge in Modern & Medieval Languages and Law, his career was kick-started by a European scholarship, a university lectureship, a lecture tour of America and a major interview with the late Margaret Thatcher for the London Times. As a multilingual lover of language, he has coined around 40,000 original one-liners on 160 different topics, ranging from political correctness to cannibalism.

His widely published maxims led to the founding of the Eddison Aphorism Prize by his old Cambridge college.
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"I am so impressed by your aphorisms... they densely compact a delicious kernel of truth in an elegant shell of wit." Stephen Fry

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