PUNISH YOUR ROOMMATE (Vol 1)

When I was about 45, I had a job that allowed me to work all the overtime I wanted, including public holidays. My working day started at 2am. I'd tell my wife I had to go in two hours earlier, or I'd call her and tell her I had to work two hours later. This gave me a little free time to roam the Midland Rest Area or the small county park I passed on my way to and from work...