Saunas and War Toys

By Moose-Back to Darkest Caprolalia

By: Kalikiano Kalei

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Hardcover | 19 August 2017

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132 Pages

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21.59 x 13.97 x 0.97

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A narrative tale about a visit to Sweden and Finland in the mid-90s, involving flights on 'dragons', undersea adventures in Russian submarines, encounters with wild moose, smoke saunas, chemical warfare exercises and beautiful Finnish women. The book is further evidence that there is truly very little intelligent life left on the planet Earth.

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"Indisputable proof that even the rankest of amateurs may aspire to rise to the heights of patent absurdity, provided enough indulgence is granted by those who should know better than granting complete idiots access to privileged circles of higher erudition.' -Col. Osgood Schlatter, USAF (ret.)

"Taman kirjan kirjailija on taydellinen ja totinen tyhma, jota ei saa koskaan sallia minkaan kirjoituskoneen tai tekstinkasittelyohjelman lahella!" -Lt. Col Jaakko Kalevala, Finnish Air Force (ret.)

"Absolut erlauben Sie es unter keinen Umstanden dem Verfasser dieses Buches, sich einer der Frauen, Tochter oder weiblichen Verwandten Ihrer Landsleute zu nahern. Das Versagen, dieser Grundregel zu folgen, wird vorhersehbar zu einem absoluten kulturellen Chaos und Verwirrung fuhren! Vielleicht sogar der Untergang der Zivilisation, wie wir es kennen! Abgesehen davon ist das Buch ziemlich amusant." -Rolf Kristian Windisch, Hauptman GAF

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