DON JUAN IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT! MEET FRANKIE MORELLO, a sweet, charming, handsome and most importantly kinky cabbie who is chief among the Horn-Dog Drivers. Frankie loves the ladies... and the ladies love him back! Frankie befriends lonely late-night secretaries and high priced call-girls... no-holes-barred swinging couples and barely-legal street hookers... horny housewives in heat and hot whorehouse Madams. The result: Sizzling in-depth erotic portraits of the wild, wonderful women who grace the back seat of Frankie's hardcore-confessional-on-wheels. In TaXXXi Tales you'll meet: KAT -- The barely-legal street hooker Frankie can't save from her pimp -- or herself! DONNA -- The lonely, single business woman who demands a VERY weird deal to give Frankie her repeat-ride business! CHARLENE -- An Avon Lady who goes the extra mile to seal the deal with the Horn-Dog Drivers... and goes even further with Frankie! SHIRLEY -- The Asian cat house Madam whose "kittens" love Frankie (and his horny cab customers) long-time! SYDNEY -- The stunningly beautiful, high-priced escort who makes Frankie play the strangest game of all! ...and over a dozen more amazing women! These are Frankie Morello's TaXXXi Tales... just as he confessed them to the Horn-Dogs each night. Now sit back, fasten your seat belt... and enjoy the ride! By the way, having some Dramamine handy is good planning. The ride can get wild at times!
Industry Reviews
The kinky, titillating, and marginally fictionalized adventures of a horny taxi driver and his flirtations. Richie G, the debut author of these 18 salacious, hypersexual exploits, is both a co-founder of amateur XXX Internet video website YouPorn and a former overnight San Francisco cab driver. The narrator here, the cabbie group's ringleader, Frankie Morello, is described as a "Don Juan in the Driver's Seat" and provides plenty of vulgar material to back up the claim. Frankie plans to "fuck [his] way through life" and "die in a beautiful woman's bedroom at the age of ninety...shot by her jealous husband." This scenario plays out in explicit detail in several stories involving hookers and their abusive pimp-boyfriends. Here, in true porn style, the men are insatiable and well-endowed, while the women are curvy, expertly talented in a variety of carnal arts, sometimes a little psycho, and more than willing to engage Frankie and his cohorts. With not much to differentiate the Paulas, Charlenes, and Carlys from the Donnas and the Kaceys, it's up to the individual plot details to keep readers glued to each ribald anecdote. Some pay their fare with their bodies, some are nothing more than sexual tumbleweeds blowing around some of the seedier sections of San Francisco, never averse to some steamy action with an oversexed cabbie. In these retellings (sometimes more corny and demeaning than sexy), Frankie demonstrates a knack for storytelling, and readers will envision him sitting on the hood of a cab, surrounded by co-drivers hanging on his every nasty detail. The collection is best read in bits and pieces since eventually every backseat gasp and front seat slurp blurs into a hazy fog of steamy windows and various emissions. Raw, explicit, and exquisitely raunchy erotica aimed at those who enjoy racy sex stories set in unconventional surroundings. - Kirkus Review
Leaves You Wanting MORE: X-rated tales from a master story-teller. Who better than an ex-cabbie to spin the tales of our not-so perfect hero. The moral to his stories would probably make Aesop blush during the day, but stay up wanting more in the wee small hours. The next time your are in the City, you'll be on the lookout for Frankie so that you can hear more tales first hand! 5 STAR Review by Mikie N
