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The Bad Driver's Handbook : Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You - Zack Arnstein

The Bad Driver's Handbook

Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You

By: Zack Arnstein, Larry Arnstein

Paperback | 1 August 2005

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Myths of the `good' and `bad' driver are debunked by
describing in detail the liberating truths about driving
that have long been suppressed. Comical commentary and
tongue-in-cheek observations are provided on such topics
as intimidating pedestrians, making one's car louder, the
dos and don'ts of sleeping at the wheel, and driving when
one can no longer see. There is an exhaustive list of Did
You Knows? such as: Did you know if you get boxed in by
other, smaller cars in a parking space, you have the
legal right to bash your way free? This entertaining
guide is also full of safety tips, such as do not drive
with your feet until you have mastered driving with your
knees, and definitions like Pedestrian: annoying obstacle
infringing upon your right to drive at any speed you
choose. Hidden meanings behind ordinary traffic signs are
revealed, including the coyly worded No U-turn sign,
which actually means "look both ways for police officers,
and if you don't see any, go ahead and make the U-turn."
Industry Reviews

"In this hilarious parody of a how-to manual, Zack and Larry Arnstein cover every driving situation that has ever caused damage or even just annoyance. From driver's ed to car alarms and tailgating to drunk driving, it’s all here, every kind of bad driving situation and opportunity for making things worse that you can think of and, impossible as it may seem, even more. . . . While The Bad Driver’s Handbook makes a perfect anonymous gift for someone whose driving terrifies you, make sure you read the book before passing it on. Most of us spend a major part of our lives dealing with traffic, cars, and driving, but we don’t spend nearly enough time laughing about them."
-RoadTripAmerica.com 

“The Bad Driver’s Handbook provides expert driving advice on everything from surviving road rage to outsmarting your average street sign . . . The book shares liberating truths about driving that you won’t see in any DMV Handbook . . . This book is truly funny! . . . The authors could end up with the Noble Peace Prize!”
National Public Radio’s News and Notes with Ed Gordon

“Finally someone has come along and, with the appropriate scholarly detachment, put all of our long-running love affair with awful driving into its proper historical and social context. OK, maybe not. But what Zack and Larry Arnstein, authors of The Bad Driver’s Handbook, have done is create a hysterically funny guidebook to the most stupid, outrageous ways we act out on the road.”
Detroit Free Press

“The funniest book ever penned on how to drive.”
The National Post

“Any driver will tell you that being corralled like this at freeway speed is a dangerous situation. I had to do something before it was done to me. . . . . Fortunately, I had just finished reading the most indispensable book ever written for the motoring public: The Bad Driver’s Handbook. The book, which deserves a Pulitzer for mayhem, touts “Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You.” In other words, how to drive like the average American.”
Salt Lake Tribune

“So, how do you use bribes to get your license? Or avoid tipping off other drivers with turn signals? Or get a good sleep while at the wheel? Maybe you want to scare the bejeebus out of pedestrians, or keep driving when you’re blind as a bat? All these secrets and more are revealed in The Bad Driver’s Handbook: Hundreds of Simple Maneuvers to Frustrate, Annoy, and Endanger Those Around You. Finally, a practical book.”
IGN Film Force

“Takes a common, everyday bugaboo and turns it on its ear. . . . The humor here is in the recognition of our own challenges behind the wheel and the amazing folly we sometimes observe in others.”
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