The Good Boy's Guide to Being Good

DEDICATIONS FOREWORD BY TRAINER (To come) INTRODUCTIONS You're Welcome x Please Configure Your Dog x A GLOSSARY OF VERY GOOD WORDS x CHAPTER 1: HUMAN INTEREST x That Time I Picked My Human and Gave Her a Present You Are Good x Don't Panic x Recognize That Telltale Crinkle of the Snackies Bag x Remember What Made Them Happy x How to Open a Bottle of Wine x Hang Out in Your Room x Be a Creature of Habit (and Leisure) x Clear Rules, Can't Lose x Speak Up for Yourself x Find Your Sunny Spot x CHAPTER 2: HOUSE RULES x That Time She Made it Rain x Yes, You Do That Out There x You'll Never Find the Perfect Spot x Make Friends with The Vacuum Monster x Get in the Big Bed x The Art of Negotiating with a Puppy x Learn to Entertain Yourself x Barking at the Door is Unnecessary x If You Want Human Food, Find the Nearest Sucker x When in Doubt Try a Polite Sit x An Ode to Rules x CHAPTER 3: BRAVE NEW WORLD x That Time I Fell in Love with the Wine Storex House Rules Apply Outside Too x Be Open-Minded x Take it Day by Day x Odds Are the World Isn't Ending x Be A [Dog] Mama Bearx Find Your Canine Crewx Your Dogtor is There to Halpx Tiny Humans are Vending Machinesx Snug Up in a Sweaterx Dream. Believe. Achieve. x CHAPTER 4: TEACHER'S PET x That Time I Learned the Easiest Trick Everx Take Your Human to Schoolx Minimal Practice Makes Perfectx Get Used to Working for Crumbsx Work Hard-ish, Play Harderx A Love Letter to Trainingx Love the Clickx Good Things Come to Those Who Listenx Come Here Oftenx You're Never Too Old for New Tricksx Playing the Gamex CHAPTER 5: EXTRACURRICULARS x That Time I Almost Joined the Circus x Just Be Yourself x Learn "Boop!" x Learn "Room Service" x Learn "Strike a Pose" x Learn "Dance Party" x CONCLUSION: A Star is Unleashed x ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS A LIST OF VERY IMPORTANT THINGS