The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams

**** "Nothing about this novel is bland, from the mouthful of the title, to the somewhat dizzying and abstractly written plot. There's a lot going on here, and it's a lot to take in. Garlington's style reminds me slightly of Terry Pratchett. He's irreverent, slightly surreal and clearly doesn't take himself too seriously, like many other authors can do. The book is filled with witty commentary, addendums and notes from Garlington, and wry jokes about the life we live." - Sally Atlass

***** "The Platinum-Level Transluminal Vacation Package of Your Dreams is the funniest, most original comic novel I've read in years. The story lines weave and swirl around each other like seven circuses, all under the same Big Top, and you reckon it's the dancing bear on the high wire that you've got to keep an eye on, but you forgot about the human cannonball.

Then there's the language. No doubt about it, Bull Garlington is a master of pretzel linguistics. It's nigh on impossible to turn a page, so to speak, without lighting on a word or phrase that the author didn't like the shape of, and so he twisted it into something entirely new and unexpected and perfect. What happens when a character grabs a live, high-energy timeline with his bare hands? He gets temporalcuted. Naturally." Abner Serd