TommyInnit's Guide to Survival

It's a cruel, cruel world out there. Trust me, I've seen it. You're pretty much doomed unless you know how to survive. Which you don't. Which I do. Which is why I have written the ultimate survival guide to life.

My name is TommyInnit. I've been around the block these past twenty years. I've seen things you couldn't handle. I've eaten things you couldn't taste. Handled taxes in ways that (probably) won't get you arrested.

Always prepped for the apocalypse, I know a thing or two about surviving.

Don't believe me? Here's proof.

Things I've survived:

- Death of loved ones

- Swans

- Other stuff

So you see? This book is going to change you. Let's begin.

About the Author

Tom Simons, aka TommyInnit, is a bestselling author, comedy performer, and YouTuber with over 50 million followers and a fine head of lustrous hair. When he was 17, he spent the Covid lockdown establishing himself as one of the most exciting new content creators in the world, breaking two Guinness World Records in Minecraft, fully dropping out of college and all whilst regularly washing his hands. Since then he has moved into live comedy, selling out theatres across the UK and US on his 'How to Be A Billionaire' tour. Strangely, even though very few billionaires were created as a result of attending the show, his new tour is confirmed to be hitting the road in 2025.

His debut book,"TommyInnit Says", became an Amazon and Sunday Times bestseller, and now he's back with TommyInnit's Guide to Survival-an essential handbook for navigating life's biggest, baddest and stupidest challenges. Dealing with the kind of situations that would make Bear Grylls cry like a feeble child, Tom Simons is here to bring advice, smiles and yes, maybe even a glimmer of hope to these closing stages of humanity.