Preface | |
Preface to the First Edition | |
Introduction | |
Traditional Letters | p. 3 |
Think Prayer | p. 5 |
The Fertilizer Club | p. 6 |
The Spouse Exchange | p. 7 |
A Letter for Medgar Evers | p. 9 |
The President's Statue and the Promised Land | p. 10 |
Dear Congressman, How Do You Stand on Whiskey? | p. 12 |
A Letter from an Irish Relative | p. 13 |
Should I Tell My Bride-to-Be? | p. 15 |
To My Dear Loving Wife | p. 16 |
Fill of Corn | p. 21 |
A Strange Blend of Coffee | p. 23 |
The Bill Paper's Complaint | p. 24 |
The Debtor's Letter | p. 26 |
The Temperance Recuiter | p. 31 |
Thank You from the Old Folks Home | p. 32 |
Pardon This Jerky Writing | p. 37 |
Grammer as Wrote | p. 39 |
The College Girl's Letter Home | p. 40 |
Letter to a Buddy in the Service | p. 41 |
The Twelve Days of Christmas | p. 43 |
Definitions and Principles | p. 49 |
Modern Definitions | p. 50 |
A Glossary of Naval Terms | p. 51 |
Office Definitions | p. 52 |
Engineers' Dictionary | p. 53 |
Technical Writing Kit | p. 56 |
Table of Helpful Excuses | p. 59 |
Political "Isms" | p. 59 |
What the Girls of All Nations Say on the Morning after the Night Before | p. 60 |
Types of Men One Meets in a Washroom | p. 61 |
Types of Girls in the Powder Room | p. 66 |
Murphy's Laws | p. 69 |
Murphy's Laws for Construction Engineers | p. 72 |
Novel Notices and Memorable Memos | p. 76 |
I'm Not Allowed to Run the Train | p. 77 |
Positions to Be Eliminated | p. 77 |
Guide to Employee Performance Appraisal | p. 79 |
A Parable of Personnel Policy | p. 81 |
Those Good Old Days | p. 84 |
Instructions on Death of Employees | p. 85 |
New Sick-Leave Police | p. 87 |
The Order | p. 88 |
The Rush-Job Calendar | p. 90 |
The Equal-Opportunity Christmas Memo | p. 92 |
The Office Party | p. 94 |
The Surprise Party | p. 97 |
The Expense Account | p. 99 |
The Boss | p. 100 |
A New Tax | p. 101 |
Sell Drinks at Home | p. 102 |
Coho Salmon Experiments in Lake Michigan | p. 103 |
In Case of Nuclear Bomb Attack | p. 104 |
Indoctrination for Soldiers Returning Home | p. 106 |
Notes on Operation of Rotary-Type Lawn Mowers | p. 112 |
Applications and Tests | p. 115 |
Are You Qualified for a Date with a Paratrooper? | p. 115 |
Instrument of Surrender | p. 118 |
Virtue Test | p. 119 |
Government Poverty Application | p. 125 |
Application for Membership in the N.A.A.C.P. | p. 127 |
Applicazionne to Joina de Mafia | p. 129 |
Can You Follow Directions? | p. 133 |
Now Your Town Can Have a Professional Riot | p. 136 |
University of California Curriculum | p. 138 |
My Child Was Absent from School Because... | p. 140 |
From Applications for Welfare | p. 141 |
Folk Cartoons and Drawings | p. 144 |
You'll Always Get Your Reward | p. 145 |
The Finger | p. 154 |
Am I People? | p. 157 |
The Job Is Never Finished Till the Paper Work Is Done | p. 160 |
The Organization Chart | p. 163 |
Project Swing | p. 167 |
It's a Tough Life | p. 171 |
Pistol for Sale | p. 174 |
Heavy Artillery | p. 177 |
The Italian (Polish) Air-Raid Shelter | p. 179 |
A Visit to the Butcher Shop | p. 180 |
The Roadrunner | p. 182 |
Charlie Brown's Allergy | p. 185 |
A Folk Folding Rorschach | p. 189 |
Inscribed on the Wailing Wall | p. 192 |
The Output Processer | p. 193 |
The Extended Double Entendre | p. 196 |
Confucius Say | p. 196 |
Did You Hear about the Guy Who...? | p. 197 |
When the Japs Took Sal Hepatica | p. 198 |
Advice to a Stockholder | p. 199 |
Insurance Companies | p. 200 |
Popular Brands of Bottled Beer | p. 201 |
The Cigarette Story | p. 202 |
The Seventh Race | p. 203 |
The Game Called Bridge | p. 205 |
The Sex Life of an Electron | p. 206 |
The Law as it Should Be | p. 207 |
A Political Speech by a Woman to a Woman's Club | p. 209 |
The Birthday Gift | p. 210 |
Twin Brothers | p. 211 |
The Wayside Chapel | p. 212 |
George Takes Up Golf | p. 214 |
Proxy Papas | p. 217 |
Conclusions | p. 220 |
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