Worst Week Ever! Monday

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAD WEEK?

Justin Chase sure has and THIS is it!
His mum has just married a vampire.
His dad is driving a giant toilet on wheels.
His cat has probably been abducted by aliens.
A psychotic bully is making his first day at a new school miserable.

And right now, he's hanging off the edge of a 10-metre high diving tower in front of his entire class, wearing nothing but rapidly disappearing crocheted swimmers.

And it's only... MONDAY!